Ded Demotivational Poster
THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.
MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -
SOME DAYS -
RETARDED FISH - what you didnt think it was a fish?
BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.
I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...
9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -
COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon
WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...
SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.
COME WHAT MAY -
OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!
INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way
BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -
WE'RE SURROUNDED -
COLLATERAL DAMAGE -
FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read
MARINE CORPS LOYALTY -
RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.
MY FIRST FRIEND -
DANKE SCHOEN -
RULE 63: TERRY BOGARD - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: Narutarded - the video game edition.
RETARDED - We all know...two
STOP - I have a hostage
PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success
ARE YOU RETARDED HE'S THE GODDAM - BATMAN
SEXUAL HARRASSMENT -
YARD OF THE MONTH - Cajun Style,No mower needed..
A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.
EXPLANATION - Anyone who has experienced the wonderfull joy of unattended children will know what this sign means
DIVIDED ATTENTION - Doesn't always work
The Gang -
SECRET - Three may keep a secret If two of them are dead
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!
SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...
RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.
"you are grounded!" -
EMPLOYEE PRICING -
PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes
I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!
SPELLING - Just because it sounds the same Doesn't mean it is the same
"CHUCK NORRIS - can devide by zero." - Chuck norris facts
OPEN-MINDED - If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
THE SWEET SCIENCE -
WELDED GEARS FAIL! - Do not take everything you read on the internet literally.
NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!
Random Thoughts -
HERBIVORE BASHERS - There are still narrow minded bigots out there who refuse to accept herbivores because of their alternative lifestyle
ASIAN JADE -
SHAKESPEARE DIED OF THE SYPH! -
WE JUST DO WHAT WE DO -
NEW BATTERY POWERED NAIL GUN - Real cool! Now just getting the wife to hold up the drywall for you might be a challenge.
EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.
RETARDED DOG - Retarded dog is being Retarded
RHINESTONE COWBOY -
TRUE STRENGTH LIES IN SUBMISSION TO SOMETHING BEYOND HIMSELF. -
STORY TIME -
AN HONOR WHEN BESTOWED - Yet Few Are Deemed Worthy
LOONEY TUNES & OTHER CLASSIC CARTOONS - Often they taught us about LIFE while we were laughing. Sometimes they taught us to appreciate faults & differences. For some, the Classics will never fade away.
TACO BELL -
KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!
SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -
OH SHI- - Someone divided by zero!
WEDDED BLISS - Together as one Sharing love and all it brings And its your turn to do the dishes
IT' A SHAME... -
ON THE SEVENTH DAY - Jesus shredded ...
DAY 28 -
PARATROOPERS - It's tough being the new guy
KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?
ALL THIS AND MORE - in this week's issue of "DUH for Ladies"
CHUCK NORRIS - Just divided by Zero
R e s o l v e -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest
I LOVE MEAT. - This ham looks good too.
WEIRDOS - Keeping the Universe off kilter, and passing the savings on to you.
WHAT KIND OF A NAME - Is Phoebe Cho?
HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it
Who's the Retard? -
OLD NO. 7 - On the rocks or neat. Never watered down.
Sleeping late -
Bill R393.Z -
THE MORNING COMMUTE -
CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -
TAXES - If they let you deduct an ELECTIVE SURGERY on your taxes, they should let you deduct a Harley as therapy.
DR. EVIL -
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