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Ded Demotivational Poster


DELUSION -


TAGS: anime redheads jaded iceman
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:46 pm
Been a very long time, but I think that's Brock from Pokemon, Dan. Also... from her position, I kind of suspect she is attracted. No?
dandudeamiga - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Nice! Just curious...which anime TV is this from?
kirayagami - October 13, 2010, 5:07 am
wow!yummmy!!!!!!


THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.78/5


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


SOME DAYS -




RETARDED FISH - what you didnt think it was a fish?


TAGS: retarded fish
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by sam sayers

Elisa - May 3, 2009, 7:01 pm
OMG IS THAT A BLOBFISH? :B


BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.




I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon




WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - Taking the retarded to a new level of extreme...


TAGS: westboro baptist church retarded extreme
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:21 pm
Well the shock value of the dead soldiers funerals has waore off, so now they're saying breast canceris GOD's punishment on the US for tolerating homosexuals, next it'll be crib-death or SIDS. They're the reason Elizabeth TAYLOR was burried b4 they could
440wakeup - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm
lol
GySgt1811 - October 13, 2010, 3:31 pm
Stengun, you may have insulted a zit.
stenusmc - October 13, 2010, 9:44 am
WBC is a zit that needs to be popped.
Budog - October 13, 2010, 3:32 am
WBC also protests at funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They carry signs like "Thank God For Dead Soldiers" and say it is God's will for the U.S. tolerating homosexuals.
GySgt1811 - October 12, 2010, 8:49 pm
If attending Westboro Baptist Church makes one a Christian, then standing in a garage makes one a car. 5 loonies.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
google it, urm, a trap?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:55 pm

ok...ty google....the pricks..even desecrate the flag....good poster dude.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:53 pm

i guess i'll google westboro baptist church and score you later.


SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.


TAGS: signs retarded handicapped
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am

lol


COME WHAT MAY -


TAGS: dedication photography risk military kills
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!




INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way


TAGS: birds on wires upsidedown
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by house

Greeny - July 6, 2011, 7:48 pm
Birds are already screwed... that's where more birds come from
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
Birds will be screwed when the world goes fully wireless.
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:38 am
There is if you have a Mac =D
house - June 10, 2011, 12:51 am
....and the comment section, LOL
house - June 10, 2011, 12:50 am
tks pzy - i must remember to more thoroughly check before submitting. wold,be great to have a spell check in the create section
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:39 am
supposed to be a comma after there's as well
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:38 am
*their, there's you're lucky aggy's not here
house - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
(N) iceman - end vat wood b ?
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
Speeling fail. 1L


BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm
Good try though. Damn those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS


WE'RE SURROUNDED -


TAGS: marines surrounded chesty puller
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:03 pm
*their - Damn, two spelling mistakes in one day...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:02 pm
And yet, we still kick thier a$$es!
gas - July 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
xD


COLLATERAL DAMAGE -


TAGS: ptsd veteran war wounded poster
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 12:56 am

You can always tell when I post a comment from my phone. Invariably double, triple, or quadruple posts.
mizzdizz - January 27, 2016, 12:53 am
Too true, and there's nothing worse than being bored! Nice triple post, by the way! Good job! LOL!
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 10:15 am

It's the nature of things. What a boring place the world would be if everyone's opinions matched.
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 10:15 am

It's the nature of things. What a boring place the world would be if everyone's opinions matched.
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 10:15 am

It's the nature of things. What a boring place the world would be if everyone's opinions matched.
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:09 am
Someone who's been in the trenches and sees it as anti-war instead of a look at the tragedy? I'm just guessing here. I actually don't know. Nice honest look at the dark side of an unfortunately necessary evil IgV. 5L from a disabled vet. Good job.
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 2:04 am

No idea, Gary. They didn't bother to leave a comment.
GaryO - January 26, 2016, 1:49 am
Why would anyone in their right mind 1L this...wait, I have the answer


FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, porn or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


MARINE CORPS LOYALTY -


TAGS: wounded marine buddy dependable
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

sickartist - May 24, 2010, 6:11 pm
Army too brother 5L


RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.


TAGS: i really needed a pic
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:46 pm
All Japan needs right now is a mop. 5L
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
Glad that they sent "sarrow" instead of "sorrow" - Japan doesn't need any more liquid... not even tears. 5L


MY FIRST FRIEND -


TAGS: dedication to tag and tugger
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - November 19, 2012, 9:06 pm
Thanks kid. Means a lot coming from you. Cheers
TheOne - November 19, 2012, 8:30 pm
Love it, mans best friend to the very end.
GaryO - September 26, 2012, 8:15 am
Thank you very much, rob. No worries. Cheers.
robotnik - September 25, 2012, 10:36 pm
I love this, and dont worry, i hold my animal in the highest regard and love. 5L's man
GaryO - September 24, 2012, 6:47 am
They don't??!! GRRRR....(thank you Missy)
MissPriss - September 24, 2012, 1:00 am
Beautiful tribute Gary. I only wish all pet owners could feel that close to their animals and hold them in such high regard!
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 7:23 pm
Thank you, laddie...hah! It was the weekend and I was sober....was
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 7:18 pm
Wow... astonishingly versed, exquisitely composed. Hat off to you sir. 5 very deserving Poodles.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 5:56 pm
Thank you very much, guys
mariand - September 23, 2012, 5:31 pm
amsome... you did it Gary... ;)
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 5:22 pm
Gorgeou5.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 4:48 pm
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Yes, I’ll sign up and post. Woof (cheers)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
I hope this is on dig my dog and motitwist as well. 5 lions in dog years is 35 lions.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 4:26 pm
Me too, Mao. I was sixteen. Thank you
maoworks2 - September 23, 2012, 3:43 pm
I Lost My Pal A Long Time Ago. Great One GaryO 5 Woofs.


DANKE SCHOEN -


TAGS: thanks i needed that cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:05 pm
nice pic, creepy motivation


RULE 63: TERRY BOGARD - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: Narutarded - the video game edition.


TAGS: narutarded rule 63 bogard kof
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Narutarded - August 27, 2009, 6:22 am
I explained this in the Forums. Briton and I are housemates. We share the same computer. Up until three months ago, that list was valid, but then our IP address changed. Now our aliases are seperate. Oh, and "Brett" isn't an alias, it's my first name.
Derek - August 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
Perhaps 60 aliases, and not one of them as feminine as your photo, Narutarded.
Narutarded - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
Nicely done, Briton. I like the comparison. 5/5


RETARDED - We all know...two


TAGS: retarded
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Ogre

Sniperzoo - March 24, 2009, 9:11 pm
lmao. you mean retards??
*** - February 2, 2009, 6:26 pm
Surprise midget butsecks
Fubar - April 29, 2008, 8:01 am
Looks like their first taste of oral sex


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: excused compounded memory age tomorrow
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 4:45 am
I'm considering voting on this one............... Maybe later. Yeah, later is good.


STOP - I have a hostage




SINCERITY -




PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




ARE YOU RETARDED HE'S THE GODDAM - BATMAN


TAGS: retarded batman
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by davor

slacker - March 10, 2009, 12:23 pm
Now give me some bitches.


SEXUAL HARRASSMENT -


TAGS: will be graded pinup humor
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 10:25 am

Yeah, GAryO, I expect there was a whole lot of rotor noise to be contended with~~followed by spontateous breakages and long silence.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:11 am
Ol’ Howard sure knew his aerodynamics. But, alas, he hadn’t figured on the turbulence from those pesky hypersonic flows….


YARD OF THE MONTH - Cajun Style,No mower needed..




A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.


TAGS: stupid retarded raining washing
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Water you pay for is wetter than water that's free!!


EXPLANATION - Anyone who has experienced the wonderfull joy of unattended children will know what this sign means


TAGS: children funny unattended
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by ZuperFarDK

pro - October 13, 2008, 3:21 am
It looks like a firing range, so I would think the problem of unattended children solves itself.


DIVIDED ATTENTION - Doesn't always work


TAGS: divided attention
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Sez

:~] - July 20, 2008, 2:13 pm
Mmm Yummy! I luv finger sandwhiches!
... - July 15, 2008, 8:23 pm
Sweet, I want a knife that sharp... Hell, I wish I knew People that sharp...
philip mascal - June 22, 2008, 8:39 pm
FUCK YA!
SHARONDA99 - May 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
I know that's fake, but it still hurts to look at it!


The Gang -




SECRET - Three may keep a secret If two of them are dead


TAGS: little sister not retarded pissed
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by KylieM

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:37 pm
tw5 of them are dead and buried for sure by now :)
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:38 am
This is rather desturbing for some reason. Got my 5 lions!
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
gee thanks
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:43 pm
This was damn good. 5L and fav'd


YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!




SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus shot was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.




"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


EMPLOYEE PRICING -


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Sean

WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would fucking freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm
This is really just me bitching aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.


PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes




I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!


TAGS: fishing river crowded
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by bassman007

MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Very nice use of the photo, B-man! 5 Trouts
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
I would think "get away from it" means farther than twenty centimeters, but that is just My attitude... I think.


SPELLING - Just because it sounds the same Doesn't mean it is the same


TAGS: spelling incorrectly is retarded
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 12:34 pm
You think that most of these are 'in jest'?? sorry, I'm a bit too slow to catch onto that, would you mind explaining please?
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:18 am

i think mord that most of those are in jest...i mean...i hope they are anyways
M0rd3kaI - March 9, 2012, 5:07 am
To be honest, it was the endless thread of crap 'ur, your' instead of 'you're' and 'u' instead of 'you' (and so the list goes on) on these newbies's posters that lead to this. glad you can acquaint to this though XD
mariand - March 9, 2012, 2:05 am
Yeah, I think I know what you mean...lol


"CHUCK NORRIS - can devide by zero." - Chuck norris facts




ATTITUDE -


TAGS: dedicated to the one i love
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:27 am
Thank you, this just proved a point in my current situation. 5 all the way!
fuuuccckkkyeah - August 27, 2011, 3:17 am
wunderschön
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 8:59 pm
Wunderbra!
spacedog - October 21, 2010, 6:19 pm
Wunderbar!
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 2:32 pm
Love it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 11:19 am
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 11:19 am
What if your one of Aggy's "dates"....could your blow job be to blame for your "work" problems?


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience is rewarded
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

jevita - July 23, 2010, 12:43 pm
cuuuteee!


OPEN-MINDED - If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


TAGS: open minded brains
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by elixiri

gas - August 7, 2011, 2:43 am
take my wife!


THE SWEET SCIENCE -




WELDED GEARS FAIL! - Do not take everything you read on the internet literally.


TAGS: welded gears fail
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by nick

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 4:10 pm
hahahaha i dont think that guy had a clue till it was to late
james - July 1, 2009, 10:50 am
what the fuck were they thinking?


NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!




Random Thoughts -




HERBIVORE BASHERS - There are still narrow minded bigots out there who refuse to accept herbivores because of their alternative lifestyle


TAGS: herbivore bashers narrow minded bigots
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 7, 2012, 3:04 am
It is a metaphor. The dinosaurs are T-Tex, major carnivores. So it is a metaphor of what a narrow minded father's reaction when he son says he is gay....
Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:38 am
Is this a metaphor?...or is this seriously a herbivore joke? LOL, either way, well done.
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:29 pm
My Dad is proud I am a vagitarian...
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:13 pm
I've got nothing against herbivores. Some of them are actually quite tasty!
Kspace - June 10, 2011, 8:23 am
Attention, herbivores: My food eats your food.


ASIAN JADE -


TAGS: jaded mom doesn t clean well
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

MilDoc - May 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
Steph1-- Sorry. Not trying to brag...and I did flush the first 2! And those are some of the scariest words a man can hear-- "We need to talk!"
steph1 - May 11, 2011, 8:21 pm
wow mildoc, i am speechless...didn't you say you flushed that thing? and now after being shamed you indirectly brag about your carelessness by flaunting a poster? we seriously need to talk...


SHAKESPEARE DIED OF THE SYPH! -


TAGS: shakespeare needed penicillin stds donk
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 1:08 am
Shake died of syphilis...which is killed via penicillin, Dr. Mahomygod.
Mahomygod - January 24, 2011, 8:46 pm
Antibiotics for thrush? would you like some petrol to cure your burning house too? :P
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:59 am
Most excellent.


WE JUST DO WHAT WE DO -




NEW BATTERY POWERED NAIL GUN - Real cool! Now just getting the wife to hold up the drywall for you might be a challenge.


TAGS: 100 nail clip included
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 9:08 am
Where can i get me one of those?!?!?!?!?!
Neener - October 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
That pic is sweet!


EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.


TAGS: emo bitches retarded tattoos red head
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
u just failed a gay test
ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:14 pm
u just failed a gay test
Rasvim - May 11, 2009, 9:48 pm
I see nothing "emo" here, only a hot redheaded chick with nice ink and a nice body. Did he get shot down, maybe?
Eryis - March 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
She looks pretty happy to me....
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:07 pm
I would fuck the shit out of her.


RETARDED DOG - Retarded dog is being Retarded




WHAT -


TAGS: turtles are slow but dont call them retarded
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
LMAO!!!!
rerun - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am

looks like your turtle is pulling a train.


COMMUNITY -




RHINESTONE COWBOY -




TRUE STRENGTH LIES IN SUBMISSION TO SOMETHING BEYOND HIMSELF. -




STORY TIME -




AN HONOR WHEN BESTOWED - Yet Few Are Deemed Worthy


TAGS: awarded for general tomfoolery
Rating: 4.22/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 4:36 am
I'm worthy!!!!. But that nasty restraining order will keep me out of the club.
culos - February 9, 2010, 4:29 am
Nice! Now let's form a committee so we can democratically decide who's worthy!
pieman - February 8, 2010, 4:28 pm
I don't know if this is a rorschach thing but this look a little like my Quaity liberation medal. The sword throught the ass looks like how I felt when I was done.


LOONEY TUNES & OTHER CLASSIC CARTOONS - Often they taught us about LIFE while we were laughing. Sometimes they taught us to appreciate faults & differences. For some, the Classics will never fade away.


TAGS: cartoons provided wisdom through laughter
Rating: 4.1/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 6:31 pm
The Taz taught me a very important life lesson. When mad twirl around spew gibberish and others will tend to leave you alone ;)


TACO BELL -




KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!


TAGS: jabba fat kirstie alley poop retarded random funny
Rating: 3.13/5

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[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:34 am
Stay off my lawn!!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 5:35 pm
@grey that was cold but i still laughed.
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Last I heard, she was ordering Yeodawg pies from Hotmail...
[email protected] - February 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
My bad last i heard she was buying whole pies and eating them in her car in the parking lot with a plastic fork.


SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -


TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.


OH SHI- - Someone divided by zero!


TAGS: tunnel celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv oh shi shit divide divided by zero
Rating: 2.17/5

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stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:52 am
looks like someone devided by zero


CAMOUFLAGE -




SUPERFLUOUS -


TAGS: no text needed
Rating: 4.69/5

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MrAndyT5 - January 7, 2011, 4:12 am
that's Unka Ghastly on the right... heh, he does the best comics... and the bands pretty cool too.


DEDICATION -




WEDDED BLISS - Together as one Sharing love and all it brings And its your turn to do the dishes




IT' A SHAME... -




BRITARDED -


TAGS: britarded harry potter tranny poster
Rating: 4.25/5

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angelous - July 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
And yes, that's about to get people PWNED... LOL
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:31 pm
Perfect!


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.84/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
Greatness.
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


ON THE SEVENTH DAY - Jesus shredded ...




DAY 28 -


TAGS: narutarded on pms
Rating: 3.72/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:33 pm
Holy God woman...
Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
- and don't get drunk and fall asleep in her house
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 3:32 pm
I'm saving this image for next year's haunted house. We always have a few smokin' hot girls in the show.
spacedog - December 10, 2009, 12:15 pm
Gorgeous and scary.


PARATROOPERS - It's tough being the new guy




KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?




ALL THIS AND MORE - in this week's issue of "DUH for Ladies"


TAGS: duh retard retarded retards
Rating: 3.3/5

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djinnyf - May 2, 2011, 9:41 pm
Ouch!!! The poor girl must soooo hate that pic of herself that drunk! xx
Lolwut - July 31, 2009, 12:15 am
rofl, bria
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:41 pm
She looks like a wotsit.


CHUCK NORRIS - Just divided by Zero




R e s o l v e -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


JADED -


TAGS: jaded
Rating: 2.57/5

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I LOVE MEAT. - This ham looks good too.


TAGS: ham meat idedu
Rating: 2.54/5

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WEIRDOS - Keeping the Universe off kilter, and passing the savings on to you.




WHAT KIND OF A NAME - Is Phoebe Cho?




HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it


TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer shit ass car ugly fat big ass wing shitty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

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Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite sex, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?


Who's the Retard? -


TAGS: black children retarded retard beautiful
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 22, 2013, 2:03 pm

just checking back to see how this poster made out. you done reall good fred for a first submission. GaryO nailed it though...once it's approved only the hand of god...or Mr M can remove it...and no...that NEVER happens...EVER. welcome to the site. :)
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
Living with our posters is why we spend a lot of time on them before submitting…..aaand why we all have so much fun in the comment section if we don’t. Even the comment section is forever. It’s a fun thing….if yer in any way masochistic.
fredbo - July 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
OOPS Sorry about that. It's suppose be Bill Maher. He's a comedian on HBO. Is there anyway to fix the misprint?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 12:52 pm
Mayer, Maher, whatever, I know some better names.
Cannabal - July 22, 2013, 12:45 pm
Who's Bill Mayer?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:43 am
Sweetness personified. Five Hugs…and five bytch slaps for Mayer (I’d like to do that anyway….reminds me of a smartahss I beat on in HS… smirky smug phukker)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:15 pm

whoa...and this is also a first submission. nice one dude....MOAR!!!
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:14 pm

wow...what a cutie she is. nice font choice for your title.


OLD NO. 7 - On the rocks or neat. Never watered down.


TAGS: tennessee blended in lynchburg
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - October 17, 2012, 9:46 pm
Much appreciated, forseti.
forseti - October 17, 2012, 9:47 am
pure beauty!


Sleeping late -


TAGS: coffee still recommended
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Coopaloop

GaryO - August 25, 2013, 1:29 am
I’m likin’ thi5
BobbEdwards - August 24, 2013, 11:11 pm
True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:36 pm
Very 5obering thought. Well put.


Bill R393.Z -




GARDENING -


TAGS: no green thumb needed
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

crankyhead - December 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
nothing makes gardening more fun than a good hoe. =)


THE MORNING COMMUTE -




CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -




TAXES - If they let you deduct an ELECTIVE SURGERY on your taxes, they should let you deduct a Harley as therapy.


TAGS: now you can deduct a sex change operation on your taxes
Rating: 4.3/5

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GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:09 pm
HA!! 5L


DR. EVIL -




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